I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Slut skills are useful in every country.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
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When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
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Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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