Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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