Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
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You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
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Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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