Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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