what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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