Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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