So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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