how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I understand Curling. That high.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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