Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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