do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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