Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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