Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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