Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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