Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
