Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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