3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
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Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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