She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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