Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
i out mim tonsoeep
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
