You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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