I hate all girls vehemently.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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