i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
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Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
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Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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