You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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