Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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