So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
You took a bar mat shot.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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