Just mADE A PArabola og urine
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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