Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
