i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
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as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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