I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
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Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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