How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
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I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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