i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
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Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
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You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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