Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
