So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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