Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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