I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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