Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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