the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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