i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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