whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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