I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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