Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
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Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I came so hard my ears popped.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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