brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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