I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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