we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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