let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
as a side note pls kill me
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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