i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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