12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
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Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
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Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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