He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
did i just pee glitter
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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