I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
foreskin is a definite game changer
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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