a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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