He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
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you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
dude. I can hear the air.
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