And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Houston, we have a squirter
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
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