I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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