So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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