I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
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I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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